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Want a good laugh? Or a shiver to run up your spine? Just read this "transcript" of recent White House conversations with our friends, Shrub, Dick, Karl, John and Tom.
Attorney-General Ashcroft, what an idiot. Oh wait, no...leave me alone...I'm not a terrorist...
PRESIDENT BUSH: Well, at least John here found the time and money to bust those potheads. Indicting all those bong sellers and medical marijuana patients is just what's needed to guarantee our national security. Give 'em hell, John.
ATTORNEY-GENERAL ASHCROFT: Growing marijuana is an act of terrorism.
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yeah, and those ads on the Super Bowl. Nice work, Karl.
KARL ROVE: It's important to keep the public focused on the real threats to our national security, George. Pot. Abortion. Free love. Atheism. Anti-war marches. Liberals. These are the things that undermine our way of life.